By Phil Carroll
Hey Bardvark readers! Anyone wanna do anything later tonight? Is anyone doing anything? I had plans but they fell through and I really want to put something together tonight and I thought maybe we could all hang out! We could do any number of things, I’m not picky! I just really want to hang out with some people tonight. It would really mean a lot to me if someone who reads this would show some warmth and compassion. It’s just a hang out session! I think it’s good to meet new people sometimes, don’t you agree? Please don’t be one of the many and ignore this article. Be better. I’ve tried other ways. Better ways. Do you think this is anything other than a last resort? This is what I have become! You did this to me. I weep in my shame. I ask of thee, upon bended knee, to join me in an evening of conviviality. We shall ignite the fires of an unmatched kinship. Then, as the fires rise, the lives of our past selves fall. And out of the ashes comes the phoenix that is our union! “What are you?” The sheep men and the sheep women will ask in horror and awe, and we shall answer “We are… friends!”
Please let me know if this is anything you’re interested in!
See you later :)
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