The BardvarkFearing Chaos, DTR Staff Unleashes Secret WeaponBy Lola Buncher Spring Fling: the weekend the DTR staff fears most. 72 straight hours of drunkards demanding chicken tenders. The lines...
The BardvarkVile Act of Greed Spurs Traumatic Separation of DTR Kiosksby Lola Buncher Today, Bard was burdened with the presence of eccentric billionaire and renowned collector Sir Barnabas Upperton III,...
The Bardvark10-Year-Old’s Birthday Party Ruined By Bouncy Castle Double-BookingBy Nathanael Matos Late last night, local fourth-grader Kevin Rodgers was disheartened to learn that his “Super...