The BardvarkBREAKING: Theater Student InsufferableBy Philip Carroll Wow. I can’t believe it. I’ve only been sitting here for 30 minutes and Adelaide has not stopped talking about cast...
The BardvarkFilm Student Pivots to Non-Narrative After No One Shows Up to AuditionBy Brian Watko In a shocking upset for cinephiles everywhere, sophomore Jude Bainbridge announced his retirement from narrative...
The BardvarkCampus to Replace Post Office with More Eco-Friendly SolutionSpoiler alert: it's birds. By Nathannael Matos The Student Body Government has decided to boycott the United States Postal Service,...