I think my fellow senior can attest that the completion of a Senior Project requires quite a bit of hard work. That’s right, SPROJ is hard. I said it. And you know what? So are my nipples. Many Seniors are able to acquire a senior carol, and I just happen to be one of the lucky few. I do a lot of my work here, in the library. In fact, that’s where I am right now. And let me tell you--it is freezing in here. Absolutely frigid. I know that because my nipples are currently poking right through my useless, thin shirt. Some of you might say that I should put on a sweater, and trust me, I would if I had remembered one. But I didn’t, and now here I am, trying to SPROJ while my hard-as-rock nipples are telling me what I already know--it’s too frickin cold in the library today. What! What else can I tell you? What do you want from me? Answers? They must have forgotten to turn off the heat! That’s the only explanation I can think of! Curse you, forgetful librarians! Look at what you have done to my nipples! WILL THEY EVER GO BACK TO NORMAL?!?! WILL SPROJ EVER BE OVER?!?! NOBODY BUT MY NIPPLES SEEM TO KNOW!!!
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