REPORT: Inchworm Found In Salad Sort Of A Cutie

By Brigid Pfeifer

While Fordham University is notorious for its poor food and the abundance of hair and bugs found in it, The Kline Commons Cafeteria at Bard College has had its share of complaints as well. From the typical hair in your food and cheesy pop music to dry ass chicken and the infamous Mashed Potato Day (this in reference to the dance, not the food), it’s shocking to say that the food has actually IMPROVED over the past few years. In fact, this past weekend, an inch worm was found in a female student’s salad. Instead of being repulsed by the creature, the young lady apparently found the inch worm to be, well, sort of cute. “I usually flinch at the sight of bugs, but this worm is pretty adorable,” says Katherine Pike, a senior at Bard. Pike later took a picture of said worm and posted in on all of her social media accounts. So far, it has gained over 1000 likes, many accompanied by comments such as “What a wonder!” and “WAAAY too precious.” The Bardvark has attempted to reach Kline Commons Kitchen, but they have declined to comment.