I Like My Jean Jacket But It Seems Like A Lot Of Other People Have Them Too

Please pay attention to me everyone, because I have noticed something very strange. I have my Jean Jacket and I wear it every day and I wash it every week and I put it on a hanger at night, but I have this weird suspicion that other people might be doing that, but that’s weird because I have my Jean Jacket and I like it the most of all. Yesterday I saw a girl wearing a Jean Jacket and I wanted to take it away from her, not sexually (because she was wearing a Jean Jacket) but because I was also wearing a Jean Jacket and I wanted to be the only one wearing a Jean Jacket and I like mine the best because I look the best wearing it and I wear it the best also as well. Her Jean Jacket had sheep, and I don’t like sheep. My Jean Jacket is made of Jean Jacket and no amount of other Jean Jackets can change that. Everyone around me is wearing Jean Jackets and I feel as if I am lost in a sea of them and also an ocean, but I hope my Jean Jacket shines and becomes my guiding light, but blue and scratchy because it’s a Jean Jacket. My Jean Jacket will carry me past this dead sea of dead Jean Jackets and I will be the Jean Jacket lady to rule them all. I believe in my Jean Jacket and so should you. Thanks for reading everyone, and please continue paying attention to my Jean Jacket because it’s a good Jean Jacket and I like my Jean Jacket.