I Bet You Anything Botstein Has Funny Underpants

Hey guys, Leon's cool and all, but has anyone ever stopped to think what he wears under those fancy suits? No way it's normal right? He is definitely hiding something under there. Could it be a Classic Brief? French Cut Panties? Hipsters? Thongs? G-String? C-String? Control Briefs? Tanga? Brazilian Brief? Tap Pants? Seamless Panties? Bikini? Butt Lifter? Adhesive Panty? String Bikini? High Waist Brief? Garter Panty? Maternity Panty? V Kini? Caged Bikini? Cheeksters? Butt Booster? It could even be an open crotch panty?!?! This list goes on people!!! Don’t even get me started on possible pattern choices. All I’m saying is, how can we possibly trust a man who has never come forward and addressed this issue? Let's not turn a blind eye to this pressing matter! We need to join together once and for all to demand the TRUTH! #Nomoresecrets

I’m sorry I made you read this… I’m just so tired.