By Brigid Pfeifer
Though further from New York City than advertised, celebrities will pop up near the Bard area from time to time. According to the CCS Bard Hessel Museum, the latest celebrity may just happen to be Ben Stiller. However, his motives for his stay appear to be more bizarre than the art in the museum itself. Witnesses have told Bardvark that the comedic actor has allegedly been wandering around the museum after closing with a flashlight. “What I’m really wondering is how he got in there--but hey, so long as he puts his backpack in one of the lockers and doesn’t vandalize anything, I guess it’s fine,” said a museum security guard. Some say he’s preparing for his role in the fourth installment of the Night at the Museum franchise. Others say he must be mad to sneak into this particular museum--there are some who would like to point out that the Hessel Museum is known for its loud echos and loops of performance art films. Don’t worry Stiller. No monkeys here. Maybe a partially nude man but nothing else. No word from the manager of the Hessel Museum yet, though other employees are spreading rumors that Stiller and the museum will be collaborating on a Zoolander clothing exhibit.
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