By Philip Carroll
Bardvark, in its continuing efforts to up the ante on hard-hitting investigative journalism, has discovered that infamous street artist Banksy has been outsourced to create this year’s Spring Fling condom mural.
“I do think it is a bit strange to see a little girl made out of condoms” reports sophomore Dominique Withers. “Children are, like, the opposite of what I want to associate with condoms. And look at the way she’s reaching for that balloon. As I reach for a condom. It feels like... I am her.”
Despite the Spring Fling Committee’s good intentions, it is apparent that the stunt was overall poorly received.
Bardvark procured an interview with a student who was brave enough to make use of the mural. “I tried to use one of the condoms the other night,” reports Rodrick Nelson. “I opened it and the thing just shredded. Into 100 pieces. It was incredibly embarrassing, and impossible to clean up. But apparently it’s worth a ton of money now, so, that’s something.”
Bardvark would like to encourage you all to practice safe sex this Spring Fling, and does not condone vandalism.
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