Hey guys, I saw Botstein today and he’s kinda weird!! He was just walking around and you know what? He kinda looks like an egg!!! Haha weird egg man runs our school!! Bard College more like egg college amirite fellas? But haha yeah anyway uhh yeah he likes classical music who even likes classical music any more? Why does he even like it? He should listen to real music like Coldplay or Maroon 5 who even cares about mote zart or bay toe ven?? Lmaoo anyway Botstein is kinda weird like have you been in his house? He has mad books yo like who even reads books anymore just watch some tv, dude!! Ever watch iCarly?? That show is so good who even needs books? Why does Botstein like books so much is he some kinda intellectual?? Some kinda smarty pants? Kinda lame if you ask me. Also, he smokes cigars that's kinda weird why doesn't he just Juul™ like the rest of us? He must think he's so fancy smoking his old-fashioned fancy tobacco sticks like an old-fashioned fancy man. Anyway, Botstein is sort of weird maybe that's why Bard is weird. But I guess we like our weird egg man president. He's a nice guy even though he talks a lot.
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