The BardvarkChartwells Henchmen Seen Exiting Back Of Botstein’s House With Bloodied Baseball Batby Megan Brien Sources confirm having seen the hulking figures of two men leaving the home of Bard College President Leon Botstein last...
The BardvarkMisogynist Insists On Having Sex On Philip Roth’s Grave InsteadBy Brian Watko A long-standing Bard College tradition involving Hannah Arendt’s final resting place was shattered this weekend when Simon...
The BardvarkBRAD's Imperial Conquest Continues; Saudi Arabia On Its KneesBy Audrey Russell Civilians watched in horror this morning as BRAD announced on national television that they had taken Saudi Arabia by...