top of page
Writer's pictureThe Bardvark

peepee poopoo

by clare herzog



HMMMM!!!!!!! What’s that i smeel?

Is it the stench of a nice warm meal ?

Beans, rice, gimme gimme soup!!!!!!!

It is the only food that doesn’t make me boot :)

pizza popcorn meatballs more!

What more could i ask god for ?

Certainly not the pulse of my pappy

That definitely wouldn’t make me happy !!




No, its mash potato that i need

Mashed russet potato with butter, im gona pee!!!!!!!!!!!

As long as i have my starch, im happy all around

My father can fully stay in the ground!!!!!



Genie genie, i ask you this

Know and understand my happiness

Grant me three wishes and i shall ask

For the largest, deepest, craziest flask


I shant poo and i shant pee no more



If you bring me what i’m looking for >:)

Gimmegimme gimme gimme beanz

Poopoopoopoo peepeepee……………………………


~Dedicated to my father~



0 comments

Comments


bottom of page