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it's almost-

  • Writer: The Bardvark
    The Bardvark
  • Aug 9, 2021
  • 1 min read

by brian watko


here is my impression

of an

e. e.

cummings poem:


it’s Almost-

spring mudtime baby

cakes and the dapper

sailor goatboy

screams at the top of his lungs


oh shit here comes rizzoliandisles

some boomer-shit detective,

maybe ncis? and they’re

pissed


puddles puddles every-where


the spooky

little sailor goat screams

so fucking loud


and georgeandkramer come crying


from tom’srestaurant and festivus


it’s

spring

and

the

ram-legged


sailorGoat screams

so

fucking

loud


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