Feeling Hot and Sexy? Or Just Hot and Maybe Like You Have a Fever? (a quiz)

by Maya Lavender

URGENT: The following quiz will be replacing the Bard Involvio App questionnaire effective 4/1/2021.

1. Is your face warm? Give yourself a little kiss on the forehead? Check and see if your face is warm? Give yourself a point if it is.

2. Are you feelin like a little hottie? A cute lil hottie a sexy hot hottie? Give urself another point if so ;)

3. Is your temperature above 99.9 degrees Fahrenheit? Another point for baby, if yes!

4. Take a look in the mirror. Did u say wow hot damn!?! Yes? A point for you!

5. Are you sweating? More points :D

Okay bestie! Add up all of your points! Idk what they all mean but you’re a big winner! Congrats!!!!! Unless u didn’t get the green robot, then pls do not come 2 class.