by Annie Dodson
Dear Lisa Frank,
I hope this letter finds you well and fashionable.
I am inspired by you. I have always loved your stickers and other stationery products since I was a young child, and they have recently come back into my life. I realized that we would probably get along super well and we should be friends, if not more than that. I would like to enter your world.
We could do LSD together. It looks like you do that a lot already. We could braid each others’ hair, although mine might be short I would gladly get a wig for this activity. Perhaps, we could even do a makeover montage. Also we could gossip about people. I would love to hear about your ex-husband James Green, whom you divorced. Why?
If this offer isn’t enticing enough to you, you could be my aunt maybe. Or a young and hip grandma. I am between grandparents right now, so that might work for me.
As a last resort in my mission to convince you to be my friend, since I have purchased your products, I have contributed to your net worth. Thus some of your $200 million is rightfully mine. That is, unless you would like to even it out between us through some quality time...
I would love to hear all of your deep insights. You clearly see the world in a beautiful and unique way. I can’t wait to learn from you about life and love and how to be a mogul.
Thank you for reading, future bestie (or more)!
Xoxo,
Annie Dodson
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