By Matt Francoeur
We’ve seen crossovers of similar franchises all the time, like Godzilla vs. Kong, Avengers Endgame, Family Guy meets The Simpsons, and so many more. But picture this: what if we had crossovers of different franchises that just so happened to have similar titles? Here’s a few that I came up with. Film executives in the audience, take notes so you can steal my idea without giving me credit or compensation.
1. Schoolhouse of Rock: Jack Black stars as a substitute teacher vying for the attention of his unmotivated classroom. He has a new tactic in store for them: educational hard rock anthems.
2. Rage Against the Rise of the Machines: The famous nu metal band Rage Against the Machine fights back against Skynet and its Terminators with the power of socially conscious rap lyrics.
3. Finding Dory’s Neverending Story: It’s a restless night for Nemo and he can’t fall asleep. His desperate dad Marlin, running out of options, calls in Dory to tell his son a bedtime story. Due to her short-term memory loss, Dory makes it up as she goes along, resulting in a seemingly never ending story, much to Nemo’s delight and Marlin’s annoyance.
4. Animal House on an Animal Farm: In a time of tumultuous revolution, a ragtag group of bourgeoisie college frat boys defend themselves against communist farm animals with raunchy gags and wacky antics.
5. How to Train Your Dragon Balls: When Toothless and his female dragon companion attempt to conceive some baby dragons, they are confronted by Toothless’s infertility. Hiccup and friends travel the world searching for the seven Dragon Balls to summon Shenlong and wish for fertile “dragon balls” of Toothless’s own.