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Writer's pictureThe Bardvark

An Unpublished Verse From Song Of Myself

Duck, duck goose? More like Fuck, fuck, a moose… ?

Duck duck goose? more like Muk, Muk is a pokemon no one likes :( heyo!

Duck duck goose more like truck truck tires, I dunno couldn’t think of something



Duck duck goose? more like a fun game to play with your friends :)

Duck duck goose? More like those are two kinds of birds!

Duck duck floose? More like I don’t floss, most of the time. But sometimes. I’m not gross. Unless you don’t floss too. In which case we can relate over it.

Duck duck goose? MOre like shuck shuck some poops. HEYO

Duck duck goose? More like butt butt poop. HEYO



Duck duck grey duck, it is SO OLD HEYO

Duck duck grey duck because geese are scary :( HEYO

Duck duck grinch HEYO

Duck duck swan. LEARN TO ACCEPT YOUR UGLY FRIENDS

Duck duck grey duck (it is dead)

Duck duck DICK amirite ladies?????

Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck (they are a family of ducklings)(HEYO)



Duck Duck goose, more like a pond. There’s dukcs aand gooses there. HEYO

Duck duck goose, more like muck, fuck, loose! Rhyming. HEYO

Duck duck goose, more like you’re a schmuck, bruce! HEYO

Duck duck goose? More like belongs in the trash HEYO

Duck duck goose? More like suck suck juice HEYO



Duck duck goose? More like, I didn’t play games with the other children on account of my lice. They would not pat me on the head. They were afraid of me. No duck, duck, geese for this little lad. HEYO

Duck duck goose? Nay, ducketh ducketh gooseth

Duck duck goose? More like, which one of you three birds slept with my wife? I come home from working 12 hrs in the factory, only to find myself cuckolded? Cluckolded by a fowl? How dare you!! HEYO



Duck duck goose? More like birds have too much dignity for a children’s game HEYO

Duck duck goose? More like hyuck hyuck deuce HEYO

Duck duck goose? More like esoog kcud kcud HEYO

DUCK DUCK GOOSE! Last words heard by Goose in tragic accident. HEYO

Duck duck goose? More like jet fuel can’t melt steel beams HEYO

Duck duck MOOSE! HA! FOOLED YA! HEYO


Duck

Duck

Goose--


More Like,


D-u


K


Lose.

HEYO



Electrical duck lips licking the wind.



I am a duck

And you are a duck

But you, my friend,

Sitting in the self-same

Circle? You, my friend,

Are a goose.

Heyo.


Rupi Kaur



Duck Cucked Goose.


Will the birds love me more if I hollow my bones?


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