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Writer's pictureThe Bardvark

me

by clayton webb




ME at the park

*walking*

*standing*

*lookin around*

*I see a bird*

Wow cool bird

*bird flies away*

Everyone I love leaves me


Me and the pond

*walking*

*walking*

*I trip*

*swimming*

*the geese didn’t like that*

“Goose noises”

I hate not fitting in


Fee Fie Foe Fum

I smell your bum

:)


Me at the store

*walking*

*walking*

*sees food*

Yum

*starts eating*

“Sir you have to pay for that”

Oh sorry i didn’t know you worked here

Why are all the good ones taken


Me asleep in bed

*breathing*

*breathing*

*Im asleep*

*snore*

Wham! Pranked you, I was awake the whole time

You shouldn’t trust people so easily


Me eating a sandwich

*rustle of sandwich bag*

*munch*

*crunch*

Yum

*chewing*

I love sandwiches

*eating the sandwich*

*eating*

*munching*

*I’m eating*

*sandwich is being eaten*

*I finish the sandwich*

That was so good.

Goodnight.

*I go to bed*

*my sandwich bag blows away because I forgot to place a stone on top of it*

*I choke in my sleep because I forgot to swallow*

Things never work out for me





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