The BardvarkGirl Furiously Scribbling in Moleskine Desperate to be Asked About New Year’s ResolutionBy Maya Lavender Last Wednesday, I witnessed something quite peculiar in New Kline. Upon entering, the aura of the room was off but in a...
The BardvarkA Hot Girl’s Guide to Shutting Down Conversation About Philosophers With That One Guy From Classby Maya Lavender It’s happened to the best of us: that guy from your FYSEM class approaches you to talk about his favorite philosopher....
The BardvarkBowels Empty, Conscience Clear: An Open Letter to Cruger HallBy Henry Casaubon Residents of Cruger Hall, I ask for but a moment of your time. I have lived among your ranks for five arduous...