By Philip Carroll
Heyyyyy fellow Bard Students. Struggling with money : \ ??? Me too :-( Or, at least I was before I joined BRAD! Ever since I joined BRAD COMEDY CLUB, I have received HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS nearly every semester :O ! I bet you’re wondering how. Well, let me explain it to you.
BRAD is a self-sustaining club on Bard’s campus. And we love to help each other out, laugh, and be great friends UwU! How do you get in on this AMAZING OPPORTUNITY FOR FRIENDSHIP AND MONEY? All it takes is one small payment. “How much,” you ask? You’ll have to come to a meeting to find out :‑Þ !!
Once you’re in, it’s time for the dough to follow! All you have to do is start recruiting your friends to join BRAD. And remember, the MORE FRIENDS you get to join, the more FUN we have, the more we get to HANG AND HAVE FUN TIMES, and the more LUCRATIVE it is for you ;-)
So, what are you waiting for? Come to a BRAD meeting and start EARNING CASH NOW! Who needs work study when you have BRAD’S FUNNY, am I right xD ? JOIN BRAD NOW, you and your WALLET won’t regret it <3
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